WTF Stories....

I'm told to tell the story of my Exxon experience. So...here it goes...

A few months back, on a rainy, chilly and windy Friday afternoon, I decided to leave work and get gas for my car at the local Exxon. Standing at the gas pump, no make up on, hair is messy thanks to the wind, a man pumping gas behinds me was staring at me. He was not attaractive at all, and in fact, was missing teeth. And was older. Continuing to fill my gas tank, I hear him say "Man, I'd ride that". I turn to look at him, naive at that moment ( no idea why) and asked him "My car?" Thinking that's what he meant. My car being nicer though it is a POS. Then the guy says "Your ass".... I had no idea what to do or say. My sharp tongue in shock, I just got in my car and drove off. Yup, gotta love my town.

Another WTF moment happened a year or so ago during the summer. I was on a date with a hot guy (we'll call him Super Trooper since he was a State Trooper). Younger than me and going through a divorce, I had met Super Trooper on a dating website I used to be on. WE met at Dave & Busters on a Saturday afternoon and talked and had drinks. It was actually going very well. We decided to take our date to Annapolis. Sitting on a bench overlooking the Bay, in a small residential community right on the water, a wedding going on up the street, Super Trooper and I were just talking away. Suddenly, a very drunk man from the wedding sat down right next to ST (Super Trooper) It was awkward for a moment, did this guy have to sit so damn close?? ST says to the man "How are you?" The man replies "I'm drunk" ST gives me a look and we keep on just talking. A few minutes later, the man gets up, starts throwing his keys, cell phone and wallet on the ground. By this time ST and I have stopped talking and are watching this guy. Next thing you know, the drunk man gets undressed, totally naked and jumps into the Bay. ST turns to me, completely nonchalant and says "Now how random is that" We both jumped up watching the naked drunk man swim away, almost getting hit by a speed boat. So ST is yelling at the guy (while undoing his own shirt) "Don't make me come get you!" Meanwhile I'm running up the street (in high heels mind you) screaming to the wedding party "Please come get this guy!!" The whole wedding party came and began calling the man back to shore. By now he was almost to the Bay Bridge, almost gotten hit by 2 speedboats, and his little girl had watched the whole thing. She was in the wedding party. Finally, drunk man came back and all seemed normal. But how do you top a 1st date with a drunk, naked stranger in the Bay? Atleast it made for a good story.....

Where Should I...?

Where should I even begin to start with this new blog? I had a dating blog on Xanga and now will be moving it to this new site. This is a blogging of my dating experiences and other things...I guess, like some type of humorous yet strange soap opera. Stay tuned.....